Humor Me NSFW

"-Amateur" (amateur) 10/16/2013 at 15:17 • Filed to: NSFW

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You are cordially invited to a celebration of the beauty within women and all things humorous! Stand back, I'm experimenting with this one, Science n' shit!

PowderHound > -Amateur 10/16/2013 at 15:20

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Horee sheet. Sensory overload

Bluecold > -Amateur 10/16/2013 at 15:28

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It seems it works. Also, Matra Murena poster. Which I can read. Because I can read dutch. HAH!

Nibby > -Amateur 10/16/2013 at 15:30

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The woman under the Willy Wonka image is one of my favorite women ever... Eva Wyrwal

Party-vi > -Amateur 10/16/2013 at 15:33

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Dat body.

Also, I'm pretty sure these posts are now the only reason I go online. Well, them and cookie clicker.

pdthedeuce > -Amateur 10/16/2013 at 15:33

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I would take any class that Sasha Grey was teaching .

-Amateur > Bluecold 10/16/2013 at 15:36

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I can only assume that it says this little Matra is amazing!

-Amateur > Nibby 10/16/2013 at 15:37

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Why does she go by two names? I think one is Iga and the the other is Eva...my head hurts.

-Amateur > pdthedeuce 10/16/2013 at 15:37

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Amen.

-Amateur > Party-vi 10/16/2013 at 15:39

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I had to look up what cookie clicker was. Now I know.

Party-vi > -Amateur 10/16/2013 at 15:40

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And now you'll get even less done today. And tomorrow. And the day after tomorrow And....

-Amateur > Party-vi 10/16/2013 at 15:42

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Little do I know, you probably just ruined my social life with cookie clicker. Whatever, I can find new friends!

Nibby > -Amateur 10/16/2013 at 15:45

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Iga is the Polish version of Eva I guess...

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Nibby 10/16/2013 at 15:47

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I honestly did not notice there was a picture of Willy Wonka up there before you mentioned it. Godamn, she is gorgeous.

Party-vi > -Amateur 10/16/2013 at 15:50

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Cookie Clicker is the only friend you need now.

Bluecold > -Amateur 10/16/2013 at 15:50

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It does. Old sales stuff. I like the quaint language used. The paragraphs are about the gearbox, extolling its perfectly matched gears and the tall 5th gear for economy, which keeps the revs down to reduce wear on the engine. The other textbox is about the engines which distinguish themselves by performance, reliability, suppleness, zest and economy.

The lower half of the ad is about safety and how the car has good brakes, and a centrally placed engine like like F1 cars. Also, discussed are the crumple zones and a rigid passenger cell.

Eazy-O > Party-vi 10/16/2013 at 15:58

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I used to cookieclick. Had like 200 million cookies per second or something. But then one day, my actual cookies got wiped and so did all the game progress. I never clicked a cookie again. :(

YSI-what can brown do for you > pdthedeuce 10/16/2013 at 16:02

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Don't do that, it will be like throwing a hot dog down a black hole.

Goshen, formerly Darkcode > -Amateur 10/16/2013 at 16:10

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Admit it, this was just an excuse to post more shit about Matra.

-Amateur > Goshen, formerly Darkcode 10/16/2013 at 16:12

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Damn it, you're on to me lol!

-Amateur > Bluecold 10/16/2013 at 16:14

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Thanks! Now I can actually enjoy the poster vs. just looking at the pretty picture!

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > YSI-what can brown do for you 10/16/2013 at 16:23

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Which one? Lol. No need to answer that...

6cyl > Eazy-O 10/17/2013 at 00:39

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quitter...

....help meeeeee

liquid_popcorn > -Amateur 10/17/2013 at 10:04

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Welp, looks like I'll have to stay seated for the rest of the day now so I don't freak out the rest of the office.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > -Amateur 10/20/2013 at 10:52

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I tagged DAT Ass

PlayerWAN > -Amateur 11/05/2013 at 17:28

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GOD DAMN!! if only I could recommend this post twice...